Holy Jesus-Pony, Batman!

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You guys,
Life's been insanely busy! Sorry! I have got to get more active but I just don't have the time. I promise promise promise I will do SOMETHING soon. Hold on tight...
-Sam

Amargasaurus

Okay- so I'm making shortbread.

I look down and suddenly-

This is why you don't let paleo-nerds in the kitchen.

Or the internet.

Or if you're less familiar with dinosaurs-

Stego and some sauropod things.

Moar pics later-

I'm exhausted

Goodnight everyone!

Hey everyone!
Would you rather see a tutorial on homemade puff pastry
or does my famous bread pudding sound better?
I think I might alter it a bit to make it fall-ish, like Apple Spice Bread Pudding or something.
The danishes might be apple-pecan or something.
I don't know-
Ideas anyone?
Comment!

Why is it so freakin' cold?!

It's only November.

Cold is not good for bread!

Currently in progress:

Cinnamon loaf

Whyyyy is it so cold?!

The towel that I was using to cover pictured bowl is now in the dryer.

With my jacket.

Being warmed.

*shivers*

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Is it just me, or do you feel bad putting salt in yeast dough too?

I mean, you're basically neutering/spaying your pets. Except cheaper and with less post-surgery carpet shredding.

Alright, I've got to go switch towels on the dough. Towel in, towel out.

End result will be posted sometime later.

Pecan Pie

Fine- I give.
Here's a how-to on how to make my favorite Pecan Pie for the holidays.
Starring (camera-awkward) me!

Saturdayyyy

Wasted valuable baking time.

Darnit.

To make up for my lack of bread, here's an elephant made of towels.

I'mma go read PT now.

Boyfriend Pizelles

On days off, normal children sit and play video games.

I bake.

I'm cold.

Guten Tag

I'm Sam.
I like dinosaurs.
And baking.
So I was all "Why don't I start a blog?"
So I did.

Gingerbread cupcakes with cream cheese frosting, Gingerbread recipe cortesy America's Test Kitchen
Icing recipe from Sam-screwing-around-with-storebought-frosting-and-actually-making-something-edible.